Got a clue ?

A guy came home early one day from work and just heard weird sounds coming from his bedroom. When he went upstairs he found his wife on the bed naked and sweating.

"What the hell is going on ?" he said to his wife. " I'm having a heart attack " she stammered. He ran downstairs and dialed the emergency number.

As he was doing this, his young son ran up and said " Daddy Uncle Ben is upstairs hiding in the closet and he's naked."

The father slammed the phone down and ran upstairs to fin his brother.

"What the hell are you doing ?" he screamed.

" My wife is haing a heart attack and you're running around naked, scaring the kids ! "

Who's got the longest prick ?

Once, in a desert, several countries held a competition to see which among their men had the longest dick.

In the finals, three men were left: An American, a Russian and a Filipino.

The three immediately dropped their pants and stuck their dicks in the sand.

The American pulled out his penis and water burst from underground. Everyone cheered and applauded.

It was the Russian turn to pull out his dick and oil gushed out of the ground. More people applauded and shouted in his favor.

The last contestant, a Filipino, pulled out his penis but this time, everyone just gasped and screamed in shock of what came out.

It was Satan,pinned on his ass screaming.

Boarding House No. 7

After I came, I didn’t know what happened next, I was way too drunk and too sleepy.

The storm has passed that morning, and I woke up when I noticed that all the girls were dressed up and that they were just waiting for me. We checked out after we ate our meal. None of the girls were talking about what happened last night.

We reached our house and my Mom was very happy to see us again. It was like a fiesta in the house, with the mood and all the food served.

That night, I was thinking about what happened the night before it was so special I can’t forget what happened. All the girls licking my dick. Wow, Lucky me. That is how I lost my virginity on to that very special evening with the lovely ladies around. Three girls, just like in an X-rated film.

Truly being drunk, gives some girls horniness inside them. It fires up their libido.

After all these days, the girls and I were still in constant communication but nobody is talking about our dirty little secret.

Boarding House No. 6

Jewel came closer to me and began touching my shoulder as Rowena still continues to dance. Her hands move slowly toward the direction my hardened cock. Finally she was already touching my cock. It was my first time that a girl touches my cock. The feeling was so amazing, it makes my cock harder and so erect.

Jenny removes the towel form her body and I can see her body in all naked glory. She sat down besides Jewel and grab my hand to feel her soft and smooth skin. I don’t know what I was feeling right now. But with two girls surrounding me, it was pretty wonderful.

Jewel began removing my brief and I was already lying down now in the floor now. To my surprise Jewel began kissing Jenny while touching my penis. I was touching Jenny’s breast now and I am slowly going down under her pussy. I am already nearing her pussy, when suddenly I feel someone is licking my cock.

It was Rowena, moving her tongue upwards down my hardened cock. It was a great sensation. After licking, she began sucking it, I was fingering Jenny now and I tried to taste my finger when Jewel grab it and suck it

Rowena is now sucking my balls, while Jenny sucks my cock. Jewel sat in front of my face and force her pussy towards my face. I started licking her pussy. Her pussy taste so sweet. Then all of a sudden I came off Jenny’s mouth, which surprises her. But nevertheless she swallowed my cum and began sharing it with Rowena.

Boarding House no. 5

This time she was in front of me, with her panty near my face. Still grinding, my dick is getting harder and harder. My hands are slowly touching her skin in her thigh. It was so soft and smooth. Rowena still continues to dance as if I was doing nothing in her thigh.

This time my hands are already in her legs. It was just so damn smooth. I was having fun caressing her legs while Rowena was still grinding, when the bathroom door opens.

Jewel and Jenny, both covered in towel, paused for a moment. I thought that they will be mad or angry but to my surprise, they giggled. They turn the volume of the radio louder.

Rowena is the most beautiful girl among our boarders, she looks like Kristine Hermosa. Flawless and extremely smooth white skin. Just like the actress. Jewel and Jenny sat beside the bed and watched us.

I can feel her pussy touching my dick, and it sure is getting angrier and harder. Rowena still dances. I was so lucky, I am now touching her hips and feeling her body. I tried to insert my finger inside her panty but she slapped my hands.

“Not fast, you naughty boy.” She said.