Nice Medicine

An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her husband's sex drive.

"What about trying Viagra ? " the doctor asks.

"Not a chance " says the woman.

"He won't even take an aspirin for a headache."

"No problem" replies the doctor.

"Drop this into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Try it and then call me in a week to let me know how things."

The woman calls the doctor a week later.

"Oh doctor, it was terrible!"

"What happened ?" ask the doctor.

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jump straight up with a gleam in his eye and his pants bulging fiercely ! He swept the cups and tablecloth off the table at the same time ripping my clothes off, and then proceeded to make wild,mad,passionate love to me on the tabletop!It was terrible!"

"What was terrible ?" ask the doctor.

"Was the sex not good?"

"Oh, no doctor, the sex was great. In fact, it was the best sex I've had in 25 years. But I'll never be able to show my face in Starbucks again!"