Once, in a desert, several countries held a competition to see which among their men had the longest dick.
In the finals, three men were left: An American, a Russian and a Filipino.
The three immediately dropped their pants and stuck their dicks in the sand.
The American pulled out his penis and water burst from underground. Everyone cheered and applauded.
It was the Russian turn to pull out his dick and oil gushed out of the ground. More people applauded and shouted in his favor.
The last contestant, a Filipino, pulled out his penis but this time, everyone just gasped and screamed in shock of what came out.
It was Satan,pinned on his ass screaming.